>>Q: why does a train go faster in the night than on the track?
>>A: because it's colder in the winter than on the outside.
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>I have to run - and will reply to more of your message tomorrow - but I had to say that I thought your old tag above was very funny from the first time I read it. Equating two incomprehensible clauses in both the question and the answer...now, that's comedy!
OK, just to have something waiting for you tomorrow. This (they say) really happened in Belgrade:
An old lady runs trying to catch a bus, but it's too late. He asks a nearby guy
- Son, was this a [bus number] three?
- Nope, granny, you crossed the line.
(Took me a couple of seconds to understand it. Hint: basketball.)