>>>One I saw some years ago:
>>>
>>>Help keep our city clean.
>>>Eat a pigeon every day!
>>
>>Reminds me of the comedy routine (I can't remember who did it right now) about the new corporate travel guidelines in these difficult economic times: the policy for meals while travelling was to stun a pigeon with your briefcase and then cook it in your hotel room with the travel iron.
>
>In Milosevic's times, two retirees on a park bench:
>- Why did you bring no bread for the pigeons?
>- Nah, I can eat them without bread.

Those feathers can tickle but a bit of mustard makes it a worthwhile experience.