Kevin,

I think I have a simple solution for you. Move to Regina, Canada, where all the women go after Doug Hennig :-).

>Help! I've been using West Wind Web Connection "Making Waves on the Web (tm)" with great success, but every morning I wake up with a goatee and a Hawaiian shirt. The problem is, the ladies are "diggin'" me too much (believing that I'm Mr. Strahl) and my wife is *not* pleased. What should I do?
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>In a quandry,