Dear "In a quandary,"

As long as you don't dig the babes back, I don't see why Nicole should be unpleased. If anything she should be proud to have caught the sex symbol of charlottesville.

As far as the shirts go, since you seem to be getting a new one every morning, how about opening the only all-hawaiian shirt store in VA?

Sincerely yours,

Alex Landers

>Help! I've been using West Wind Web Connection "Making Waves on the Web (tm)" with great success, but every morning I wake up with a goatee and a Hawaiian shirt. The problem is, the ladies are "diggin'" me too much (believing that I'm Mr. Strahl) and my wife is *not* pleased. What should I do?
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>In a quandry,