>The problem is, the ladies are "diggin'" me too much (believing that I'm Mr. Strahl) and my wife is *not* pleased. What should I do?

You are finally starting to realize the burden it is being the "Love Machine". Sadly, your wife will just have to learn to live with the pressures, as my wife has.

BTW, given the response I received at GLGDW on Wed, I now want to officially be known as the "Love Pirate".

Doug