So THAT explains all the problems I've been having...

(wondered where all that beer went)

>Well, it's been a pretty good day at the ole keyboard and I'm about to leave for the day. I just got this in my email, and, even though I expect this to be moved to the Chatter forum< g >, I thought I'd share it here.
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>This looks very serious.  Please read  this!!!
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>If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it  IMMEDIATELY. READ  ON. . . Do not open it.  Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
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>It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field  harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
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>It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
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>IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
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>It will drink ALL your beer.
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>FOR GAWD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
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>It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
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>It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel  rendezvous to your Visa card.
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>It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun  until someone loses an eye.
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>It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense  and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the  interpretations of key sentences.
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>If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98/2000 environment, it
>will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
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>It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
>but it will also refill your skim milk with whole  milk.
>
>*******  WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
>And  if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard
>that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>
>Send to everyone you know. In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.