>Reminds me of a statement I heard somewhere, which goes something like this: "70% of the world's population can't handle percentages; the other half doesn't care."

Two jokes on old boxers:

boxer1: I've heard the humans use only one third of their brain capacity.
boxer2: And what do they do with the other third?


manager: You've been good this season, buddy. I'll increase your money for one third.
boxer: Ah no you don't cheat me! I demand at least a fifth!