>>http://bbspot.com/News/2001/11/flight.html
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>>It helps to have Ray of Light playing in the background
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>The article doesn't mention the case of Mrs. Betty Adams of Lakeview, KS who was not only unexpectedly launched into flight outside her suburban home but who also carelessly left the computer's joystick within reach of her 2-year old son. Noticing that the computer was now unattended, the toddler grabbed the joystick and began pushing and pulling it back and forth, exploring the limits of its range of motion, all the while sending Mrs. Adams on a wild and uncontrolled flight which resulted in severe nausea and terminated only when she impacted the back yard flower bed in a nose-down attitude. Fortunately, her husband arrived home from work at that moment and shut down the machine. Upon contacting technical support, Mrs. Adams was advised to install Microsoft Seatbelt XP and to be more careful next time.

Looks like it is time for an anthology: "The XP book of flying"

These episodes are getting seriously funny!