>>>>Hi Ed.
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>>>>>>By the way, everyone, join me in congratulating Ed on receiving his Doctorate in Computer Sciences from Yale. Way to go Ed! Or should I say Dr. Rauh? :-0 <<
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>>>>I know lots of people with college degrees and 8th grade educations. I'm so glad that you are not one of them!!!
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>>>>Congratulations!
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>>>Thanks! It sure took a long time to pass that 6th grade reading skills exam, and I still get poor marks on 'Plays well with others in the sandbox'
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>>That's due to your studies at the "Attila The Hun School of Human Relations".:-)
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>Did I mention I'd applied for the position of Dean of Students at the old alma mater? The only drawback is I can't quite stomach the fermented yak milk they serve at faculty mixers...

First, I think you'd be a natural for that post. As for the fermented yak milk, perhaps you could slip in something to make it more palettable. Raoul might be able to suggest something.:-)