>>Let's start the Magic Smoke Digital Religion - the initial axiom is that all the electronics are powered by magic smoke, which can be proven by the fact that they stop working when the smoke goes out of them. Do you really know how a microprocessor works? MSDR is the only viable explanation.
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>Lol. There needs to be more for it to be a bonifide religion though. For example, what explains blue screens of death or fatal exception errors? My theory is there is this goblin named... um, Natas, and he attacks microprocessors trying to steal their magic smoke. Yeah... thats the ticket!

Goblins are too traditional. I'm rather thinking of the mysterious leader of the cursormen (you know the guys who move the insertion point on your screen, carefully watching your keyboard and mouse, they usually live in monitors), called Mouse Arrow.