Pete,
>From your UT bio, you've been programming for a long time, too, so you've seen much of what I've seen.
I've been programming since college in 75 using dozens of languages. It's a tossup between the smallest lang ref that I've, Wirth's Pascal or Ritchie's C. I don't have either one available at the moment to do a page count. VC++6 weighs in as the largest by far.