Al

>>"Cows don't live forever, and you can't get milk (or cash) from a dog."? The reference to "Casablanca"? Puhleeese...<<

Ahem. It seems you are unaware that every milk cow eventually transpermugrifies overnight into a dog. If you are unaware of this obvious fact, it is no wonder you are not impressed by the brilliant argument.

So please be a good boy and do not rock the cart- as everybody knows, carts eventually turn into alligators and you will be very sorry if you keep annoying it. You should be grateful you even have a cart if you are so ignorant about cows.

If any technical rag asks permission to publish the above as an enlightening guest editorial, please advise that my fee will be 5 soprano sheep, an unrocked cart (I don't want the one that Doman has spoiled, either) and a pig that has not yet sprouted wings or learned to knit.

Regards

JR