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My Father has taught us that women are very easy to get along with. As long as you understand the correct usage of two words from the English language... "Yes Dear!"

After using this phrase you simply continue on as usual and if you are confronted again you must use another phrase... "I forgot!" I forgot that it was our anniversary and have planned my .

This would make it possible to get along with 1000 wives. But could they get along with each other?

James Harvey, MCP
Memphis Police Department
225 Channel Three DR
Memphis, TN 38103
901 577-1296