Lol. Good one Nick. Alright, everyone contribute at least one Haiku. Off the top of my head...

Crash. Syntax Error
Why do you tormnet me so?
Must recompile.

You get an error?
It works fine on my machine
There is no error

Bug, what do you mean?
To me, it is not a bug
It is by design.

Have you tried F1?
RTFM
Don't call me again