>>>>Hi everybody,
>>>>
>>>>How to correctly say in English: "Does my watch harry up or delay?"
>>>>
>>>>Thanks a lot in advance.
>>>
>>>Say: What time is it?
>>>
>>>And check your watch :-)
>>
>>And how would I know the answer?
>>
>>BTW, a simple test: how many watches do you need to answer on my question?
>
>Get rid of your watch and you will not have that question. :)

How would you translate "Shastlivye chasov ne nabludajut" or "Ostanovis', mgnovenie, ty prekrasno" ? :)