>>I am ALWAYS reading SOMETHING, much to the dismay of
>my wife.
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>Randy;
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>LOL! That sounds like me! I cannot sit still without looking for something to read. If I cannot find a book, magazine or newspaper I read signs and find interesting things about the grammar and meaning of them. An example is while waiting for my wife at Whole Foods Market last Friday, I noticed the sign over the strawberries. “Flat Strawberries - $ 9.99. That got my funny bone! I just imagined someone had squashed the strawberries. This becomes a type of joke, which I share with those whom I am with. My wife is accustomed to this behavior after 36 years of marriage. :)
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>Tom

I once passed a gas station in Texas - had to stop when I saw the sign:

Worms
Tackle
Hot Food

I kept muttering to myself "Film at 11" <g>

yag