>>I once passed a gas station in Texas - had to stop when I saw the sign:
>>
>> Worms
>> Tackle
>> Hot Food
>>
>>I kept muttering to myself "Film at 11" <g>
>
>At the Arby's in North Bend, WA:
>
>NOW HIRING
>TWO FRENCH DIPS
>FOR $2

"Appartment for two female students
ask in the barber shop
with a bathroom"