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>Bottom line is, whenever someone asks you your favorite .NET language, tell them whatever they want to hear. Boss says "We need a VB.NET developer", the smart C# developer will say "I use VB.NET!"
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Here's an old one...

Job interview for new accountant:
< interviewer >
What's two plus two?
< prospect >
What do you want it to be?
< interviewer >
When can you start?