>A young lady goes to the doctor’s office. She is not married and says she has never had relations with a man. Concluding his examination the doctor goes to the window of his office and while looking up proclaims, “The last time this happened a star rose from the East”!
That reminds me of a (somewhat similar?) story of a lady who calls the veterinarian to her home, to take a look at her female cat. The veterinarian says the cat is pregnant, but the lady protests that there are no male cats around. A big tomcat comes out from under the couch. The veterinarian smiles and asks "And that one?" The answer: "But doctor, that's her
brother.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
