>>Take a deep breath, step back and think about how utterly ridiculous your suppositions are.
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>Lets look at yours first. There is this untouchable thing could a soul in everyone of us. WHen we die, it floats around until it lands in a cloud, than we spend eternity with god, this dude who created everything. Unless of course we broke his rules, like eating meat on a Friday. Naturally for that your soul doesn't go to Heaven, it goes to hell, where you're going to be spanked by a deamon for all eternity.

That's not how all religions view the afterlife. That's not even how all Christian religions view the afterlife.