Dear JVP

I recommend you get over yourself. You are not the most impressive and important person in my life, I will NOT be including you on my website. Start your own website if you want a website about you, but make sure you keep the fees up.

The name of the website, www.po-dunk.com , is the name you said you applied to my work. How is my aquisition of that website, a threat to you? Most people would think that if anybody has the right to feel aggrieved about your words it is me, and that getting the website is a self-depreciating joke. Do you remember what "laugh" means?

The heroes of the website are JoBob and Piggy. Why do you think that's you? Last I saw, you were not a big pink piggy with earrings... unless your photo above is another false alias. If it is, don't blame me for that.

I agree that you called me a whore, but there will be no whores on the site for reasons of decency. Please don't complain.

As you will see, JoBob is lots of things, including a joke development tool supposedly produced by Microsoft in 1995, same as VFP- look on Google. So we can have some fun.

Yes, one JoBob is a hillbilly giving people the finger, shooting himself in the foot and waving a knife. But that's a well-known caricature, there are even movies with that in. Are they all threatening you too? Come off it, if people think it's you it's because you draw attention by your own words or actions. In which case you can sue yourself.

As for e-mail, if you send e-mail to joebob@po-dunk.com and I answer it, how is that a threat to spam you? You're being silly. Quite a few people now have e-mail at po-dunk.com, we think it's fun and really don't want people spoiling it like this.

You say you want to end it: DO IT. Your threats and posturing is as nothing to me, the website WILL go ahead with imaginary characters I cannot defame, if you choose to associate yourself with one or more of those characters, don't come crying to me.

JR