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Can't shake off the critics
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11/07/2002 15:20:50
Hilmar Zonneveld
Independent Consultant
Cochabamba, Bolivia
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>>Doug;
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>>LOL! And neither the stock analysts or weather forecasters can tell you what is happening right now but can predict the future! :)
>
>News announcement: "Due to a large amount of incorrect forecasts, the Weather Office has decided that from now on, it will only predict the weather for the previous day."

Hilmar;

LOL! That would work except our weather people never discuss today or yesterday. Three days ago one TV Channel weather person did something new! He began a seven-day forecast instead of the usual mundane 5-day. Everyone said Tuesday would be 87 F in San Jose, California and I said, “It will be over 100”! It was 101 F to be exact.

A few years ago a weather person in our area (mister wonderful) said, “It is clear with no chance of rain”. For several hours before, during, and after his announcement the winds were at 90 mph, and several inches of rain had fallen along with numerous trees. I screamed, “Stick your head out the window and report back to us”!

Tom
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