>>Why bother writing a program to read your wife's mind when the first
>>instruction, FOPEN(WifeMind), always returns 0 no matter how hard you try?
>>
>>IMO, you will have better success if you write a program to determine how to
>>make your wife happy...
>
>but he's trying to avoid an endless loop.
Hehehe! Good one, Jim!
Mark McCasland
Midlothian, TX USA