>>In the words of a former Business owner...
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>>"What is taking so long? Can the secretary help you type that damn program in?!"
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>LOL.. I've worked for people like that.

- hallo, I have a complaint about the computer you sold me.
- what would that be?
- there's no instruction manual for the keyboard.
- well, nobody ships that, but we may have some... do you have a fax?

(she faxes the sheet which describes the cable and the at/xt switch)

- is it alright now?
- no, it's not, I didn't mean that manual. I meant the one which would tell me what to type. each pocket calculator has one.