A radio advertisement I hear constantly concerns “Table for Six”, a way to meet a stranger who will be the love of your life. This is designed for those professionals who have little or no time for meeting people. Recently the same company began advertising “Table for Two”. Well, I would like to propose “A Table for One”!

“Table for One” is designed for those individuals who are socially inept and find it impossible to establish a meaningful relationship with another human. It is designed for but not limited to professionals from all walks of life. Engineers and programmers will find this to be a great way to make a commitment to have at least one meal – they often neglect themselves in the name of “deadlines”. So come join us at “Table for One” to have an outstanding meal and enjoy your own company. If you want you can bring your favorite pet or teddy bear.

No cell phones, pagers, laptops or geek literature are allowed on the premises! All orders are placed in advance in writing. Your food will be served on a conveyor belt so you will not have to interface with another human. Have fun and remember to enjoy your own company. You do remember what enjoy means?

What's that? You have a dead line and no time for yourself? Do you believe "nobody cares"! It is all up to you baby!