>>>>I can't even call you an A** and it looks pretty clear by my dictionary.
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>>>I've had luck with doing some superflous HTML tags in the words, eg. shit
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>>No kidding? Mike, you are an ass for a test only.
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>Such a metaphor! Since I do not know Mike personally, it might be more accurate to use a simile and say “he is like an ass”!

According to my Webster's New World Dictionary and Student Handbook:

1: a donkey
2: a stupid or silly person ; fool

and quit trying to confuse me :-) The point is I see no reason for that to make the banned list, do you?