Five things you don't want to hear from tech support:

1) "Duuuuuuuuude! Bummer!"

2) "In layman's terms, we call that the Hinderberg Effect."

3) "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4) "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you are with '60 Minutes'. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5) "Hold on a second, please... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"



Thanx and Enjoy!

Tony MIller
Vancouver, Wa