Great idea you have given me – a statement on each message, “This message is cruelty free to animals with the exception of programmers”! :)


>>>>>I (left as an exercise to the reader)...
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>>>>Club baby seals?
>>>Sorry, I dont understand this one... can you explain?
>>>Please write slowly, cuz I read slowly...
>>>(My home language is French...)
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>>To kill baby seals by hitting them over the head with an object like a baseball bat or something similar.
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>Nooooo, I have many bad habits that can hurt me in some ways but thats all!
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>btw no animals has been treatened during the typing of this message... :-)