>Bret
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>Sounds like the "Mr Nobody" in our office, he is an evil elf who lives inside the server and sneaks out when nobody is watching to change stuff without following change policy, installs unlicensed software, sneaks Kazaa onto the Mail Server and starts downloading Marilyn Manson videos against company policy... None of the staff is ever responsible for anything like that, we all know it was Mr Nobody. He even features in our Procedures Manual now!

I bet your manual gives all the possible rights to this guy! As in "Nobody is allowed to...", right? He's the most omnipresent virus... someone should have warned your corporate guys about him.