LOL! To each his/her own. Everyone likes a thrill of some sort - that is why we make decisions.
>The funny part about this is that you didn't have to get a rectal thermometer, you chose to get a rectal thermometer <g>.
>
>>On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
>> and go to the thermometer section.
>> You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made
>> by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.
>>
>> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,
>> and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed
>> during your therapy.
>>
>> Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat
>> suit and lie down on your bed.
>>
>> Open the package and remove the thermometer.
>>
>> Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will
>> not become chipped or broken.
>>
>> Take out the written material that accompanies the
>> thermometer and read it.
>>
>> You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
>>
>> "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally
>> tested."
>>
>> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
>>
>> "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the
>> Q-tip Company."
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