To all concerned: This is just a little Friday humor. No more. No less.
(No implied or expressed warranties herein <- my "legal" text :)

(To the tune of "American Pie")

Oh, my, my, this here Joe Bob guy
Maybe .Net master some day later
From here a banished guy
He fell off his soap box and kissed his UT account goodbye
Saying "Now I'm gonna be a .Net guy"
"Now I'm gonna be a .Net guy"