Hoi Peter,

I see we are making a mistake. OK, you spelt it "whine" which means to complain but is pronounced the same as "wine" - which is what we are probably drinking too much of! So I thought you were making a joke about my VFP problem :)

Anyway, "iro" = "in respect of" eg iro my drinking problem I think I will go a program a solution :)

PS. Of course the label gets funnier in geometric proportion to the volume being consumed. tfunny_label = twine_vol^2

Jos