>LOL..
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>Yup, I like that one. :)
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>Best advice Carlin ever gave:
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>"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things".
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< s > All this word stuff reminds me of some stuff Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks did...

Setup: Brooks is saying that he doesn't like certain words.

Reiner: Can you give us an example.

Brooks: Staircase. It sounds to hard. It's like it's saying, "Stay there, don't walk up me."

R: Then what do you call it?

B: I walk up a "tickledee-bump-deeboom".

(It's also funny when you consider walking down it).

Or this one...

Setup: Reiner is supposedly interviewing the first child ever born (Brooks) with the powers of speech and intelligence.

Reiner: So what's your mother like?

Brooks: Oh, she's a wonderful woman.

R: How do you know that?

B: Well, you know how people say that it's what's inside a person that counts?

R: Yes...

B: Well, I've been there and she's great!

R: Anything else?

B: She's a very intelligent woman. Very smart!

R: How do you know that?

B: Well, while she was pregnant with me, she used to read these big, heavy books and rested them on her stomach.

R: Pardon me, that's an unusual birth mark on your head.

B: It's not a birth mark! It's a book mark!

< Rim-shot >