Yeesh Ed!
The decaf is the one with the GREEN label! Maria is just fishing for a different font/character combination that approximates the look of the large dots - just like the ones you saw when you logged into the UT. Crawl back into bed, set your alarm clock for five minutes from now and shut off the light. Next time, get up on the other side of the bed.
Maria - did you try didling around with the font size?
~Erik Folley