>Oh, dear, I had already stood up.

I knew you would!

>Can I surf a "Sandwich Board" ?

I wouldn't put it past you!

>I suggest you give up on this one.

Youre right.

>>2. How, to stop Denis lurking and make him actually take part in threaded discussions.
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>This is not fair, lurking is like an art ... I know almost everything about everybody's life just reading all discussions aroung here.

Very sneaky.

>>3. How to make Mel give you your Three Stars "***" when you anwer his questions.
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>You see, we give some guys the opportunity to test their knowledge and they still want recognition !

Haha

>>4. How to stop Ivan sending you a "stuffed Pirahna" just because he likes you.
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>Isn't it this a proof of friendship ?!?!

Like I said, I wouldn't like to be your enemy.

>Welcome to the club, John.

I don't think John is gonna let himself be one more lunatic running this particular asylum <s>.

>>6. How to make Ivan stop wind-surfing and start coding (every now and again).
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>With CodeMine, who needs coding ?

A very valid point!

>Is there a beach with sunshine and a blowing wind over there ?

Well, Armin told me to watch out for snow on the ground and to dress warm. Not really your scene.

>I'm in, where should I collect the ticket ?

I would have attached them to this message but I had already hit the send button ...........................................................................................................................................................................................

Later buddy