10. Bilingulism
9. Free MediCare
8. Free Access to anyone
7. Plenty of Lumber
6. Clean fresh water
5. You can still call yourself "American"
4. The true "Home of the Free" (regardless of race or color)
3. Gun Control
2. Fewer bums on the streets (too cold here!)

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the


number


one



reason



is

1. Jean Chretien (So there are only 9 reasons; as an American you can sue me.)