ROFL Excellent post, thanks for making my day.

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>Has anybody ever tried to return a Dell notebook computer? The Returns Department is in fact a free, extremely active Phone Dating service. In my efforts to return the computer I spoke to 17 lovely young ladies over 3 days, including Megan, Wendy, KD, Cindy, Shamilla, Katie and Jessica.
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>There is no charge for this superb Dating service. To keep the experience fresh, no records are kept so you get to repeat yourself to somebody new every time you call while they express concern and sympathy.
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>When they can feel you getting bored, the staff are superbly trained to cut you off or transfer you to somebody else who knows nothing about the problem so you can repeat yourself over again. Everybody promises to get back to you but only Shamilla ever does.
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>If you call back asking for the same person to find out why you've been let down again, you will be told "she no longer works here" so you can get to speak with somebody new who can express sympathy before cutting you off or transferring you to somebody else who no longer works there.
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>I am not a bachelor myself but I strongly recommend the Dell Phone dating service for those who want to meet new friends. Simply phone Dell's Toll-free line and tell them you need to return an Inspiron Notebook. Make sure you've got plenty of snacks and drinks handy because you'll be kept occupied on that phone for longer than you'd think possible.
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>Regards
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>JR