My wife is a Teddy Bear collector. Horrified that someone could do such a thing! The perpetrator should be launched out of his catapult for as many times as he tortured the poor bears! No helmet, and the same landing surface as he subjected the poor bears to!
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." -- Dave Barry