>>... here's your chance to get your gripes, grievances, petty annoyances, etc. voiced in a humour way.
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>Well, last week, I talked about this famous situation when a technical support person told the user to close the window and later found out that the user did in fact close the room window and not the one from the Microsoft Windows system. I know it's old but hey, those are the good ones! :)

Something of the kind really happened to a fellow Foxer. He was at the keyboard, and the window was open. A wind started blowing, so he closed the window... onscreen. And wondered why is he still cold.