I once had a dog that looked a little like a fox, but he was slow and ill tempered. I named him VB.

Comedians out of work everywhere and I'm trying to be funny. :)

>For those of you going to Essential Fox -- or who have gripes of various kinds working in the VFP community...
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>... here's your chance to get your gripes, grievances, petty annoyances, etc. voiced in a humour way.
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>As a VFP programmer and veteran (16 years) stand-up comic (I learned FoxPro while setting up 'The Professional Comedian's Association' accounting system), I will be performing at Essential Fox in KC in April.
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>While I have more than a handful of topics to harangue on (let's start with Intellisense), I'd like to proselytize for other things that annoy, vex or otherwise drive you nuts while working in the world of VFP.
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>It can be things like:
>Annoying things about VFP
>Annoying things about MSFT
>Annoying things about certain high profile people in the VFP community
>How VFP people are treated in the larger programming community
>Ohhh... pretty much anything that torques you off.
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>So... feel free to send those to me directly at
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>kiernan7@earthlink.net
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>This way you can sit there and say to yourself "Hey, I came up with that idea" when you hear me making a joke at Essential Fox. Right before you yell "You stink!"
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>Thanks in advance!