#1: Boy, it's a good thing that Turkey agreed to those overflights!
#2: Oh really? Why is that?
#1: Well, remember the renaming of French fries and French toast? Well they would have been screwed at Thanksgiving.
#2: Oh yea... TURKEY time! Hmmm... they could change it's name to "the dub'ya".
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Announcer: Scientists reported today that they have finally isolated the cause of "Gulf War Syndrome". It is caused by presidents Bush.

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