>>I heard from my mom's friend's son's girlfriend's hairdresser that she has another friend with a very reliable source in the American military/industrial complex that this is secretly a plan by relatives of the U.S. alien captives in Roswell New Mexico to use mind control to force the Bush administration to commit a series of huge global mistakes to bring down the country. I swear that's what I heard.
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>See! I told ya!!!!!

It turns out you were right all along :-).