>Ahh, I just saw the part about APPEND MEMO ... AS 0. Better get my eyes checked. :-)
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>No problem. I had my eyes fixed. Now, if I could only do soemthing with my memory... ;)

An 80 year old man was having trouble with his golf game. He hit the ball quite well, but his eyesight was so poor that he couldn't see where the ball went. His doctor teamed him up with a 90 year old man who had perfect eyesight and was willing to go along as a spotter. Next time on the tee, the 80 year old hit the ball beautifully and turned to the 90 year old. "Well? Did you see where it went?", he asked. The 90 year old answered, "Yep, absolutely." "That's great", the 80 year old grinned. "Where did it go?" The 90 year old answered, "I don't remember."

Alan