I had the following thoughts when I read the article:

"It's just a flesh wound"
"It's the amazing Popiel Knife Thrower. It slices, it dices, it juliannes. In fact, it did Julie Ann, his girl friend"


>If you think the U.S. bombs aren't that precise:
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>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=988&e=2&cid=573&u=/nm/odd_britain_knifethrower_dc
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>My favorite part of the article:
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>"In 11 years of performing, I've only hit my assistant on five occasions," he told the Daily Mail newspaper recently.