>George?
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>George, you there pal? Yeah, cool. George? No, its the phones. No I said its the phones here - they're all shot to hell. Whats that George? No George, WE shot them to hell George, to stop the Iraqis talking to each other, remember George?
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>No George, I'm not calling you an Iraqi, we shot the phones to stop the Iraqi regime coordinating its defence, but now we have to rebuild them again. You remember George, we've stopped bombing now, we're rebuilding now.
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>No George, remember the plan, we discussed this. Remember when we all got together at that meeting, Colin and Condaleeza, Tony Blair and Jose from Spain and everyone. Yes George, Don was there too, we all agreed, remember George?
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>Anyway George, things are going well so far. Firstly, we've got control of Baghdad. What was that George? No, leave him sleeping George, nothing to do with your dad, this is Baghdad in Iraq. So thats the first good thing. The second is that we've deposed Saddam, possibly even killed him. So the Iraqis are a free people George and you can personally feel very proud about that. What's that George?
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>Saddam? He used to run Iraq until we stopped him. Dark hair, big moustache, you remember him don't you George?
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>The Azores George? No, that was Jose. Yes George, he's got a moustache too, but its a different person. No really George, Jose is from Spain, nowhere near Iraq. What, Spain? No, no weapons of mass destructions there. Yes, I'm almost certain that Don would agree.
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>Ok George, thats the update, we'll keep you informed. Whats that George? Condaleeza told you a joke and you're not sure you got it? Ok George, you go ahead. Say again George, where does Saddam keep his CDs you say? Listen George, the answer isn't "in a rack" is it George?
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>George?

rofl - poor George!