>Three jokes:
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>1) Two mice, mother and son, were pursued by a cat. The mother turns around and barks like a dog. The cat flees. The mother tells her son: "See, how useful it is to know a foreign tongue?"
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>2) A tourist who was visiting an indian reservation (in the U.S.) bought a traditional peace pipe, as a souvenir. The pipe had an inscription in a language he could not understand - obviously the local language used by the indians. When he asked, what does it say here, he got the reply: "Smoking is harmful for your health".
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>3) In another indian reservation, a polititian was advertising himself. "When I get elected, I will make sure the indians' rights get respected..." etc., etc., etc. - lots of promises. After every sentence, the indians shouted "kachunga, kachunga". The polititian was happy that the indians were so enthusiastic. Finally, he asked the chief: "I hear that you breed excellent horses here. May I see them?" The chief answered: "Yes, of course. But watch out, and don't tread on the kachunga."

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