>It's bank holidays over here, I've just finished some work I have to deliver tomorrow, had a nice beer with some nice "white cheese" (brazilian) and then was noticing some quotes after your signatures are just hilarious.

There's two possible outcomes: if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery.

If triangles had a god, he would have three sides. - Montesquieu

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Maugham

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - E. W. Dijkstra

Add two weeks to the schedule for expected unexpected delays. Add two more weeks for unexpected unexpected delays.