Good stuff. I've used a couple of those in social gatherings, BTW.

Here's one from Tim Maia, not entirely about drinking but good IMO nonetheless:

- I started a diet. I've cut food and heavy drinks, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. -

I think this one can be appropriated and slightly edited to apply for drinking. :)


>Salud! Hope you enjoy the fourth. :)
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>>>>Add two weeks to the schedule for expected unexpected delays. Add two more weeks for unexpected unexpected delays.
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>>>I like it. Congratulations! (If it belongs to you)
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>>Fabian,
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>>Actually I've enjoyed your quotes on drinking. I think I remember three, I'm waiting for the next one :)
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>>Salud,