>It's cold in here, I'd say almost 18 ºC !!!

Brrrrr. Chilly man.

>What's RTFM ?

Read The Fine (or F'ing) Manual <s>.

>By the way, help me with this, where do I find the meanings of all XYZ you all use around here ? I could guess the easy ones, like "TIA", "IMHO", but some I just don't get.

Sorry matey. I don't know where they are defined.

>Would you have some nice receipes of the wonderful british ones ?

How much are you willing to pay ?????

>I think my customers would love to be in front of the computer having some milk shake and cookies.

When I was in Mexico last year, I went into a CyberCafe, sat down and started surfing. I ordered a Capucino, it looked good, it smelt good but it tasted like dish-water (yuck). I certainly ruined the whole experience. So, make your your refreshment are real good otherwise your customers may not come back. You will know if your house is empty or they all bring their own coffee and biscuits <s>.

I make a mean coffee too. Am I becoming more valuable to you now? What will it take for you to fly me to Brazil in the Kozmic company jet, dressed as a woman, legs half waxed, coffee jar in hand (able to dispense development advice too) ???

Don't wait too long - I have had other offers ;-)