>I don't have what it takes to support that overload of work and infrastructure. I still haven't found the magic touch to do miracles.

this is a new feature in VFP 8. run this code:

TRY
    RaiseEvent("Doing miracle!")
CATCH
    Throw DoMiracle
FINALLY
    AskMagicalDwarfToDoSomeCleanup()
ENDTRY

;)